Just for Fun: You might be a foodie if…

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Lisa L.

You might be a foodie if…

By Lisa L.

  1. You start a food blog.
  2. You subscribe to a food blog.
  3. You watch The Food Network more than you watch your kids.
  4. You know what a shallot is.
  5. You can recite the entire list of ingredients from a package and know what they are.
  6. You collect takeout menus.
  7. Food brings you an unexplainable pleasure, that comes from deep within.
  8. You don’t need Prozac, you have food.
  9. A grocery store is a vacation spot.
  10. You describe your night out beginning with what you ate.
  11. You think you could actually win on Iron Chef.
  12. You have pictures of food on your phone but no pictures of your loved ones.
  13. You wanted to see the movie “Life of Pi” because you thought it was about pie.Fresh olives on table
  14. Someone asks you what your favorite food is… and you say, “I have to choose just ONE?!”
  15. Your Facebook status is about food.
  16. Your friends tell you that conversations with you make them hungry.
  17. Your celebrity crushes are chefs.
  18. Your list of restaurants to try has more items than there are days in a year.
  19. Your pantry has 8 kinds of oil, 10 kinds of vinegar, 9 kinds of mustard, and 18 kinds of hot sauce (and the hot sauce may make you a redneck, too!)
  20. Cooking utensils make you emotional.
  21. You have a full spice rack, and a backup spice rack… just in case.
  22. Your cutting boards are colour-coded for the food that is to be cut upon them.
  23. You want a professional stove instead of a diamond engagement ring.
  24. When you see honey mustard vinaigrette on a menu, you need to know what kind of honey, what kind of mustard, and what kind of vinegar.
  25. You’ve ever been to an olive oil tasting.
  26. You will speed just to catch up with a food truck (again, this might also make you a redneck!).

Now it’s YOUR turn!
What would you add to the list?

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{ 5 comments… add one }
  • Micky G February 4, 2013, 9:04 pm

    Very funny Lisa L.!! Good to know I’m not a redneck, lol. Only 1 kind of hot sauce in my cupboard.

  • Julie B. February 4, 2013, 10:12 pm

    Hilarious Lisa ! You’re a funny foodie!

  • Lisa February 4, 2013, 10:48 pm

    Come on ladies…..add to the list!

    • Danielle February 11, 2013, 9:04 am

      I have one for you. You covertly purchase yet another cooking pot while shopping with your friends before they can stop you

  • Lisa February 11, 2013, 9:49 pm

    Then you get the pot home and when your husband asks if it’s new, you say “this old thing”!


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